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Hi chiefs!!
Let me tell yous about one of my first date stories. I took this good greek “VIRGIN” girl out for dinner (had to have her home before 9:30). Anyway heading back home early I stopped to ask her which way home was and she said ” left if you want to take me home OR right if you want to take me!”… I turned right .. took her … then turned back and took her home then I got the hell out of there and ran for my life ! Virgin My ass !!
Now thats a true story
I missed dat!
P.M
Submitted 10 June 07
Filed under: 1/ Funny
I went on a first date once where the guy seemed normal at first, if not a little bit edgy. After a couple of drinks, we decided to move on for something to eat. We were in the center of London in winter and when we stepped outside into the cold nights air, he changed and started declaring his love for me! Thinking it a little over the top and somewhat odd, it was clear he had a few too many before we met.
I was too young and embarrased to make my excuses and run like hell to the train station. Or maybe it was my heels that stopped me, either way I proceeded to enter quite a fancy restaurant with someone who was now acting like a bit of a freak.
He proceeded to embarrass me further after we were closely sandwiched in between two other couples by being really loud and bolshy with the waiting staff. I discretely asked the waiter to move us to a quieter spot. With a side wink, the waiter was more than keen to help me out.
Now tucked away in the back of the restaurant with no one to boss around, he actually fell asleep in his dinner. I kid you not!… My salmon was so good, I had a chuckle with the waiter, and finished every last mouthful in silence. By now I was having fun with my predicament. I enjoyed waking him up to pay the bill, but was kind enough to fill in the total on the receipt for him so the waiters didn’t get too much more than a good laugh as I left 
This one was a big fat miss!
Submitted by L.C
11 June 2007
Filed under: 1/ Funny
A funny first date story I have is one that could of been an ugly one!
It was my first date with a girl I had already known for several months as a friend however the moment she picked me up in her car, I could see the nervousness in her for some reason.
Two minutes later at the first set of traffic lights as we were turning onto a main road (highway) she forgot what country she was in for a second and turned onto the wrong side of the road for a split second! After nearly mounting the kerb to get back onto the right side of the road, I calmed her down quickly as she reversed slightly and drove back on the correct side of the highway!
It ended up being quite a good night but one thing I regret is not reminding her of that interesting incident!
Submitted by P.C
Sydney 29 May 07
